chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon getting carried away by pigeons.

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

(Source: gameraboy)

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

marinashutup:

nosdrinker:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

the bar has never been lower

#boys who are not rapists

(Source: bruisedbrat)

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

(Source: folieadeuxnt)

kikuul:

The way she tried to handle her keys omfg

(Source: mileysblackfriend)

(Source: robertdowneyjrs)

fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

(Source: sizvideos)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup
(Link From The Post)
Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup

(Link From The Post)

Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

me looking at thing:yooooo
me looking at price:nooooo
jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late