the best joke is “name all seven sports. go”
laser horse tag, pick up ball and gently place in basket, walking very fast but not too fast, find the shoe, who can hang upside down the longest?, soft hot dog flop…
life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
I don’t know anymore…
1) Sebastian Stan + Misha Collins
2) Chris Evans + Jensen Ackles
no. stop it. i can’t be sitting here looking like a hobo with pictures of these sexy bastards staring at me. stop right now
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS
Russell Howard is a national treasure.
Russel Howard for Prime Minister
Russel is the best, he’s hilarious. :D
The only true way to win. Sie sind das essen und wir sind die flappy.
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH
I would like to see more of these.
Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.
this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving
Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours?
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian